Rep. Dennis “I saw a UFO” Kucinich (above) is dropping out of the race for the White House. Sources say that the UFO that was spotted in Stephenville warned that some shit would go down if Kucinich was elected president so he has promptly stepped down. The only thing to miss from this weirdo is his hot wife!
you guys are assholes.
Ron Paul may be batshit crazy, but he's finished ahead of Mayor 911 in every contest so far... including the pie eating contest at the West Virginia Straw Poll.
Damn, Now I guess all his crazy, pants pissing supporters will go to the second craziest mofo in the race. Congrats to Ron Paul, you're about to get an influx of deranged backers, this should easily push Paul up over the 1% mark in the next primary vote.