Let's check out the morning headlines, shall we?
NFL Faces Down Cable Operators at the Capitol (It's hard to pick a side here, isn't it?)Global Warming Could Mean More Austin Floods (Look for the Texas Public Policy Foundation trying to present themselves as presenting refutable evidence of Global Warming!Austin Company Backed By Governor's Tech Fund Fails. Shocker, huh?Gee, look at that..all that came from KXAN.com. Weird. ;)
Biology professors statewide react to science scandal. (A scandal! I had no idea it had become a scandal!)State Senate campaigns getting costlier. Gross. Who wants to go into debt and spend a ton of money to join a group of lazy do-nothings?That's from the Statesman.com
I love morning headlines. They help me determine what's gonna be stuck in my craw all morning. I bet when I'm an old man I'll be firing of strongly worded letters every day and calling up my elected officials and blabbing on to some poor intern about nonsensical arguments and conspiracy theories. Can. Not. Wait.
If Global Warming is going to be responsible for more rain in Texas then bring it on. Fucking 'tards.