For all of you aspiring professionals, here is a wonderful opportunity. The Mayor of Crazytown, Sen. Dan Patrick has offered FREE lessons on how to conduct an interview on talk radio. Maybe Rick Perry will be the first to sign up, after comparing Rudy Giuliani to a pick up truck. What Patrick lacks in intelligence is certainly compensated by ego. Patrick doesn't want talk show hosts to be called "pigs." How about "Idiots" ??