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Once voted the hottest legislator and LILF, Mark Strama turns 40 years old today. Female staffers are currently replacing his photo on their nightstand with those of much younger and hotter legislators. Word is, Representative Strama is in seclusion at a day spa having collagen and anti-aging treatments for the day. PhotoShop Genius, SuperWow!, created this glimpse of a dismal future for Representative Strama to mark the date for us. Sadly, the only thing SuperWow! added was the AARP sign in the background.

When asked how Mark felt about reaching this decrepit milestone, he replied "Eh? Speak up son I can't hear you." Happy Birthday, Mark!!
Mark Strama or Bela Lugosi???