It's not Camus or Shakespeare, but I've got a eck-a-lec-tic reading list.
"See, this is what being The Decider is all about: appointing commissions and study groups to make decisions for me. Heheh."
Dick ! Could you read this to me? Laura is out of town.
No, Daddy, I said I wanted to read _My Pet Goat_!
"I wonder what this book tastes like..."
"Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me this? I must have looked like a damned fool going around telling people things were going well!"
or
"I ordered the NewSpeak version of this. Throw them in the dungeon, I mean citizenship re-education fun park!"
Where are the pictures?
What's this big word here . . . Eye rack?
I found that pages 72-94 were particularly soothing on my ass when I ran out of toilet paper. Heh heh heh!
I would caption this, but I am busy...I have formed my own Iraq "study group"
Finals just seem to drag on and on and on...
If you need us we're on the thrid floor of the Flawn Academic Center.
You see here, this here is a re-PORT. It was written by a coe-MISH-uhn. Karl and Sweet Sweet Josh, my chief of STAFF, you see, they're gonna READ this and then tell me and Snowy what to say.
Now, I'm looking FORward to eatin' some of that PIG.
"I tried to find the cliff notes...."
See this? I am going shove this right up your &*#@!
War is like rape, Once it starts you might as well sit back and enjoy it.
Can some tell McKinnon to get me the MP3 version on my iPod?
Can someone read this for me?
At least it's short enough I can read it as bathroom material!