Dallas City Councilman Ron Price has just about had it with today's hip hop fashion. Ron thinks today's kids wear their pants too low. He's offended if he sees more than a "Hanes label" showing above your waistband.

Dallas police are so bored with actual crime, they are eager to jump on the bandwagon and have also asked lawmakers to consider a ban on trucker hats, straight men wearing pink, and skorts. In the tradition of great American patriot and fashion icon, Patrick Henry, Ron Price said, "Give me pants that fit or give me death."