"I think I just pissed my pants."
"Yes. Yes you did Mr. President."

W: "Is this nonalcoholic? I need me a can of o'doul's heh heh heh."

Doggonnit this feller sure does talk funny.

Here's to 20 years of "sobriety"! Damn, it's been hard to stay on the wagon

Is it me or does this baby's blood seem fruity?

"Up your bum, Mr. President."

Kiss your ass goodbye coffee.
HEHEEHE

Pugnacious little bitch.