What do you do when your husband's approval rating is mired in the 30s? You change your spark plug, oil your hinges, and hit the road to raise some cash.

This election cycle alone, Laura Bush's handlers have paraded the Small Wonder around the country to the tune of $10.7 million at 24 events. Today alone, she'll headline events in Kentucky, Ohio, and West Virginia. That's a whole lotta programming for just one day.

I wonder if she still trots out the old horse joke she told at the 2005 White House Correspondents Dinner: