Okay, I just can't take her voice anymore. It drives me absolutely fucking insane. I am completely flabbergasted that a woman who sounds like that could ever make it on a local news show, much less MSNBC - not that their standards are necessarily that high.

When you Google "rita cosby" voice, over 68,800 hits come up, so clearly I'm not the only one who feels the need to complain. The first hit is from rateitall.com, where there's a page set up to rate Rita Cosby. A few highlights:

• How did this hosehound manage to get a broadcasting job? She sounds like she gargled with razor blades then followed that up with a chaser of Jim Beam. Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?!???!?
  
• as i rush to switch the channel, i am entertained for a brief second by the thought that this woman might have a human husband somewhere in this world who must mate with her on a regular basis and what she must sound like as she is in the throes of passion. like envisioning the apocalypse, no man can truly glimpse a sound so horrifying, but i'll venture to guess that it might sound a bit like cows being sent to the slaughter, interlaced with the sound of a man choking on his own vomit, sprinkled with the the mating calls of silver back gorillas.
  
• I'm convinced she either sprinkles crushed horse steriods on her Wheaties in the morning, or she's crating around more than a wiggle in that skirt.