is this a joke?

I'm jealous that I didn't think of that photoshop.

Although I would have ran with the subtitle, "I WANT YOU ... TO REMIND ME TO VOTE THIS YEAR." Or something.

How much do I love that SuperWow!'s great photoshop skills have you wondering if it's a joke. Kudos to Texas Monthly for getting into the sarcasm game!

Do you really think that is Photoshop? Why would someone willing to dress as the Queen of England hesitate to dress as Uncle Sam? Burka's buddies at Tx Monthly will do anything to promote one of their own. I'm sure this is not the last time the Kinkster is on the cover between now and Election Day.

I wonder by how much Perry is going to win by?

kinky's on the july cover. that's the cover. that's no photoshop and that's no joke. but it is damn funny.

Wonk, I'm betting Perry can break 50%. The only real chance to beat him is with a Democrat (back to reality) but the Democrats are too fucked up to get that.

Ben Barnes needs to be sent to Oklahoma along with the other whack jobs giving Carole money.

TOG - are you SERIOUS? If I weren't hiding behind an alias, I'd bet you a lot of money. I can't wait to see these smug assholes in November when Kinky shocks the establishment.

Alias? I've got news for you...no one cares.

Anyway, It's funny how these people who have faith in a someone who has never even held a real job-ever.

Kinky is nothing more than a sidehow....and the people who acutally vote know that.

that's MY mofo!

Wonk, where do you LIVE? Who are you listening to? Oh, that's right. The other establishment-types with your inner circles and political connections and lobbying buds. You're not representative of the typical Texan. Not even close. Texans are connecting with Kinky, not with Bell. They hate Perry, not Kinky. As for Grandma, well, she's actually got a shot and that's fine. Still better than the current governor. But if you think Kinky's a sideshow, you're not paying attention. And as for people who vote - I assure you there will be more of them this November. Voters you haven't seen before. Voters who never gave a shit. Voters that will have Rick and his cronies asking "Where the fuck did these people come from?" And guess what? They're not going to get their ass off the couch and hit the polls to re-elect Perry or vote for Bell.

Denial, man. You can put your head back in the sand now, you dumbshit.

Wonk, where do you LIVE? Who are you listening to? Oh, that's right. The other establishment-types with your inner circles and political connections and lobbying buds. You're not representative of the typical Texan. Not even close. Texans are connecting with Kinky, not with Bell. They hate Perry, not Kinky. As for Grandma, well, she's actually got a shot and that's fine. Still better than the current governor. But if you think Kinky's a sideshow, you're not paying attention. And as for people who vote - I assure you there will be more of them this November. Voters you haven't seen before. Voters who never gave a shit. Voters that will have Rick and his cronies asking "Where the fuck did these people come from?" And guess what? They're not going to get their ass off the couch and hit the polls to re-elect Perry or vote for Bell.

Denial, man. You can put your head back in the sand now, you dumbshit.

Denial? Thats funny.

Until Kinky comes out with something that could be acutal policy and not just witty quipps....then he will be viewed as nothing but a sideshow.

It obvioius you're just a kid...so run along. I think seasme street is on.

O and Alias you only need to hit the post button once.

It appears that you are the dumbshit.....dumbshit.

lol

Here ya go Wonk a 7 point policy piece towards political reform.

Of course that may not be reform you want because under the currnet system your xenophobic, homophobic, theocratic, bigots continue to take advantage of their unscrupulous ability to pander to big buisness, insurance companies and the religious right.

Texans who actually want to help Texas see that Kinky's heart is in the right place even if he is not a typical tell'em what they want to hear politician.

That may be so, but there's absolutly no chance in hell Kinky breaks 7%.

But it is a funny cover.

See the new rasmussen poll on harvey kronberg's quorum report. You dumbshits.

I think Kinky is great. I had the chance to meet him at a humble little Mexican food restaurant (Aranda's on Burnet) and he was a really nice guy to everyone and he was only there to eat. I wish he could be the real alternative to the conservatives, because there should be one. Carole is out there sucking off trial lawyer money, Chris Bell is trying hard, but his party leaders (and much of the rank and file) are all over the place. Perry is shooting for 50%, I think he has a shot. Perry 49, Bell 21, Kinky 16, McWhat's Her Name 13, assorted assholes 1. Just trying to keep it real.

Yeah, I read that useless poll, you stupid fuck.

C'mon, 7%, Perry's going to win this thing...I hope Kinky beats the shit out of One Opportunistic Grandma. And for the Democratic party's sake, Bell better come in second or good luck raising any money or getting anyone worth a shit to run anytime soon. Dumb ass Democrats.

How in the fuck can a Democrat support Carole "fuck you Jake Pickle" Strayhorn?

Lefty-I'm sure Kinky's plan will work for you out of touch, cock sucking, colostomy bag fucking, space cadets.

Hmm..I think I put down every applicable category.

wonk - you forgot "out of work, welfare-cheating"

colostomy bag fucking? well, there's a new one! Guess I'm not as into kink as old Wonk there...

neck hole, caused from throat cancer, fucking...

detox...