President Bush, in a desperate attempt to increase his poll numbers, has made the cynical decision to play of the sympathy of ordinary Americans by shrinking himself a la Lily Tomlin in The Incredible Shrinking Woman.

Ladies and gentlemen. The president of the United States, Ross Perot.

Look Ma! No head!

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George Bush: The Handy President

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Anyone? Anyone at all?

Doonesbury was right

In an attempt to deal with some of the PR debacles of trying out Tony Snow as White House Press Secretary, here is "Sealy the Podium" developed for this administration by the creators of Pee Wee's Playhouse. Now handling all press conferences, Sealy is shown here replying to a question from the Media Pool with "I know you are, but what am I?"

"I'm a little man, with little ideas, but my ego's this damn big!"

Spongebob Squarepants, longing for Patrick.