May 23
We Need A Telethon

Ok, we're gonna start a Telethon to raise money to buy and send copies of the Constitution to everyone in Washington, D.C. It is apparently the one place where no one knows what the hell it says. Some Congressional leaders are expressing disdain over the FBI raiding the office of the moron congressman from Louisiana.

"I clearly have serious concerns about what happened and whether people at the Justice Department have looked at the Constitution lately," said House Majority Leader John Boehner.

Here's a few things I have serious concerns about when it comes to people knowing the Constitution.
The executive branch re: domestic wiretapping, obtaining phone records
The Pentagon re: Abu Gharib/Gitmo/Secret detention centers
Congress re: Checks and balances...refresh yourselves pussies

Oh fuck it, we say a better telethon is just give me money so I can stay drunk. Maybe a little left over for more hookers to keep me distracted.

PinkDome at 11:22 PM
 
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PD do you know what terroists do to soldiers that are captured? Makes abu ghraib look like a pinic.

How bout some indignation for those sub human scum?

Too bad some people here think they are the good guys.

Wonk [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 24, 2006 9:02 AM

i think the indignation for the terrorists' actions is implied. they are subhuman scum - no one said or implied they weren't.

but we're the U.S. shouldn't we hold ourselves to a higher standard? the fact that you're comparing the U.S.'s actions with those of terrorists is the problem in and of itself.

and nice straw man argument - no one said the terrorists are the good guys. jeez.

yeah but at May 24, 2006 9:28 AM

Just tryin to spark some debate...its been dead here lately.

Wonk [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 24, 2006 9:35 AM

Wonk, Who in the FUCK thinks terrorists are the good guys? Let me know and I will implement the emergency call to all my dirt-road livin' redneck family and kick some major ass.

PinkDome at May 24, 2006 10:13 AM

Has anyone noticed that whenever the violations of the Constitution by this administration are brought up SOME PEOPLE can only respond by pointing out that the terrorists are a bunch of meanies?

I need another drink.

Tin Foil Tom at May 24, 2006 11:01 AM

1. A Democrat's office raided.

2. Democratic leadership asks him to resign from the Ways and Means Committee and perhaps Congress.

3. Republican leadership comes to his rescue, demanding the FBI Back the hell off.
Interesting...

Yucca at May 24, 2006 12:41 PM

Aren't we going to have to have a class where we read & explain the Constitution to them?

texxas redd at May 24, 2006 2:18 PM

I would like to put an electronic collar around their necks and give a little shock every time they do something that is in direct opposition to the constitution.

Hey, it works on my dog.

Oh wait a minute, my dog is 10 times smarter then your average elected official.

Anonymous at May 24, 2006 4:32 PM
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