The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in Ana Nicole's favor. Going to show that the American Dream is alive and kicking. It is your inalienable right as a stripper to marry a dying old man and get half his shit.

The case also was a reminder to the state courts to not be so uppity and think they outrank federal jurisdiction. Something Texas probably has to be reminded of all the time.

Ana Nicole's statement after the ruling was, "Do you like my body?" and then she passed out.