Ok, by the influx of emails about who's endorsing whom we assume there's some sort of Democratic gathering near Fort Worth at some point in the not-too-distant future. Here's a note from us: We don't really give a shit. So, if you are running for TDP Chairman and are getting lots of endorsements and stuff don't bother to send them to us. We. Don't. Care.
If you are a Dem and you've just raised half a million dollars for the state party or something? Sure, shoot us over an email. Or, if you go to the convention thing and have sex with a monkey under the bleachers where the delegation from the Valley is seated? Shoot us some cameraphone pictures.
On the other hand, if you'd like to pay to send me up there and take my own photos at this really sad party we'll post "caption this picture" every day of hippies, tree-huggers and other ineffectual political people in the State of Texas. If we see a person with money to spend electing candidates, we'll kiss them full on the lips.
Hey. I'm going to be a delegate for the County Convention this weekend and I'm really excited. I've never done it before. I'm a convention virgin, which makes me giggle.
So, maybe I am just idiot that volunteers to open the polls on time, but I think participation is pretty important.
Yours Truly,
Doris Day
PS. Did you know the average aga of poll workers in Texas is...73! You don't need to cheat, you just put a stroked out patriot behind the electronic voting equipment and watch things start to catch on fire.
PPS. By the way you're funny as fuck. Keep up the good work.
You do realize that of all the candidates running, only Glen Maxey could qualify as being a Pro-Homosexual Blogger?