I love 'overheard in NY'
Girl: Why do I have to die, why can't you die?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well...that's not fair.
So true. So true.
Sorry, I know that has nothing to do with politics (or maybe it has everything to do with politics) but I'm drunk and I thought it was funny.
My favorite Wednesday one-liner:
"Hipster guy on cell: What?...No, she left already...Why? 'Cause we were talking about legos and Third World dynamics, I guess... "
Yep, that'll do it.