Youuuuu doooo the hooookie poooookie, then you tuuuurrrnnn yourself around - thaaaat's whaaaaaaaat it's all about!
No matter what in this year's election NO ONE TOUCHES THE HAIR...MOFOS
And this is how we grab for a lady's talking points...
Sony's newest robot models, built in conjunction with Disney Imangineers, will be available in the spring. Seen here is the 'MoFo', which is now being pulled from distributors for 'deviant' behavior and an interest in right wing politics.
Jazz hands!
In my new education plan every child will come with a pair of these, which we will use to teach them how to count.
New posable governor doll with smooth, brushable hair! See inside doll for fun CPAC backdrop shown here! For ages 2-4.
Catering to the religious right by parting his hair, Gov. Perry imitates Moses, who once parted the Red Sea.
To the drug smugglers spotted on the border near El Paso wearing Mexican army garb, "don't shoot, y'all - just mosey on down the river" -
Okay, I give up. I admit I've been pandering to the right in order to keep my cushy state job.
Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead.
After wcnews' brilliant offering I really can't compete, but how 'bout: "Really, I swear, the stigmata was still there when I checked this morning."
Praise the Lord, now pass the loot.
From the home office in Lincoln, Nebraska, the Top Ten Reasons Rick Perry Can't Lead a Silent Prayer.