Perry is making the rounds giving up to 31 reason why he should be re-elected. THIRTY-ONE, y'all! Here's an excerpt:
His multiple reasons for celebration included higher college enrollment, better student test scores and more jobs. Others in his litany: Fewer frivolous lawsuits. Great business climate. Much road construction. No shortfall in state revenue, and no new taxes. More sheriffs' border patrols. Restrictions on property seizures for commercial development. More money for child protective services. Parental consent for minors to receive abortions. A constitutional ban on same-sex marriage.Perry also predicted that he'll be the only conservative among gubernatorial aspirants on the November ballot, and he rated opponents (none called by name) as shrill critics whose promises can mean only higher taxes. [AAS]
The governor when on to say his opponents were 'shrill critics' and then of course, he did not know what city he was in when he opened his remarks.
Thirty-one, that's a LOT. We challenge the campaigns out there to give us 32, yes 32, reasons why THEY are the right candidate for governor. If any of you gubernatorial candidates can do that we will post them (in full, undedited) on Pinkdome.com. Consider our version of a debate.
Would someone please get him some moisturizer? His face reminds me of shoes I threw out a few years ago.
As for the road construction... you mean that slow ass shit that's been going on for DECADES? Seriously, we're now into the second decade of freeway construction on the 183 AND IT'S STILL NOT DONE. Forget about the 35 which is a constant clusterfuck.
Can this fucko do anything right? Other than aqua net his hair?
I'm sitting here thinking 'Why 31 reasons?' and then it hits me...
He thinks he's fucking Baskin-Robins.
I can hear it now... '31 flavors of ice cream and each one brings to mind a yummy reason to re-elect me!'
And is there really only 31? I mean you start strong with jobs, roads and then you get weak with we banned GAYS! and then it just goes nowhere.
31 is a huge stretch and the jobs thing REALLY sounds made up.
He's going to lose...his campaign sucks worse than Four Kings.
Perry ain't got no flava.
Maybe... vanilla. Really plain, synthetic vanilla? With some Nilla wafers crushed in maybe?
He says MoFo, Too!