We are so ready for the weekend we thought it was Friday already. We guess that's what happens when you start drinking on a Monday. This weekend the First Unitarian Universalist Church in Austin is sponsoring a production based on the famous Scopes Monkey Trial. Here's the details and if you want to a chance to win a free ticket you can send a fart joke to Grits for Breakfast. If you make him laugh hard enough he might give you the hookup.

Just wanted to keep y'all in the loop. Go see it and you'll be prepared for the inevitable case we'll see in Texas over creationism if Perry gets his way.