If you think you've got the chops to help us cover the last week of the Session, email us and let us know. You, too, can be an anonymous blogger and skewer Texas politics.

Qualifications include: Razor sharp wit, ability to drunk post, ability to make up fake quotes and report fake news.

Email us with Guest Blogger in the subject field.

Update: We got our guest blogger. He's quite sexy, so hopefully he'll be posting some good stuff for us while PD takes an unplanned break. No, PD isn't going to jail or to rehab. (yet)

Don't forget Monday is Best and Worst Dressed Day so keep emailing the nominations. And be sure to keep sending tips for Bluebonnet and PDBlogger.