Perhaps offer the most posh ambassidorship, ever. That's how. Rumor is President Bush may offer Kay the coveted U.S. Ambassador to the Court of St. James. Complete with 12 1/2 acre estate gifted to the U.S. by heiress Barbara Hutton. Sweet. We, for one, would totally say fuck off Austin for that gig. Speaking of, exactly who do we have to fuck to get a gig like that?
Edmonton dominated the Carolina Hurricanes on Saturday night and the 4-0 margin in Game 6 makes it hard to imagine the Oilers not hoisting hockey's Holy Grail above their heads in less than 48 hours. And it would not come as any shock to see defenseman Chris Pronger, who had another 31-minute night, take the honors for the Conn Smythe Trophy as the playoff MVP.