Tough? That Carole is really one SEXY Grandma...
Kay and Elton are at Motel 6? I wonder if Ray is lonely...
"Alright, which one of you jokers stole my Oil of Olay?"
also
'Perry prepares for an upcoming role in a stage production of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre as LeatherFace.'
Come to where the flavor is.
Come to Marlboro Country.
(But leave your Excellence by L'oreal Copper Auburn sideburn touchup tube at home)
"I wonder if I could get back into male modeling after a few face peels..."
"Please pass the Botox, my face is bringing down my hair".
"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Just so you know, I believe that marriage is between one man and one woman.
"I know how to bend over and take it dude"
"Damn, I've got amazing hair"
"I hereby call a special session to consider the widespread misuse of state computers to promote hate speech in Texas."
Har!
Hey, did you hear that Craddick's hosting a Botox party this Friday night? I am SOOO there!
You people are seriously wasting your time, I'm just going to Veto it....
"If only you knew the power of the darkside," said Darth Vader after removing his trademark helmet.