We're so glad the retired teachers from my district are here!! We're so glad y'all aren't on our asses about a pay raise! Give it up for the old folks riding up here on a bus for no reason whatsoever! WOO WOO

Except Senfronia. She means it when she says thanks and she means it. Love her so much. Did y'all send her flowers or something? You should she totally rocks hard core!

By the way, when a Rep. says "I am overly pleased." or "I want to recognize..." What they really mean is: "I am so annoyed I have to get up here and say welcome to a bunch of powerless constituents on a field trip when I'd rather be stripping the rights of Texans out from under them."

Decoding Lege-speak: "I want to recognize the quarterback.." means, "I'd like to get and end-run from a quarterback if you know what I mean, nudge nudge."

Rep. Dawson says today is Nutrition Day at the Capitol and says we are what we eat. So, if she's cheese, then we're tequila. Wonder what Warren Chisum is? A giant asshole? God, that's just too easy.

Why is the FujiFilm blimp overhead? Isn't that violating airspace? What does Homeland Security have to say about that. Quick, scramble the jets!