HJR 6, the Constitutional Amendment to ban same-sex marriages is scheduled for the House Floor today. We went forward in time and obtained this exclusive transcript of the debates. Selected portions highlighted below:

Talton: Homosexuals are a threat to Texas Families, the homosexual agenda is an epidemic fueled by hollywood and liberal anti-Christian elitists.
Chisum: I don't know what makes people be homosexual but those kinds of people will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
Senfronia: You are idiots.
Hupp: Philosophically, I believe in the right to carry concealed weapons.
Keffer: I love my gay son, but I don't want to marry him.
Gattis: Legally, because as you know I am a lawyer, I believe the definition of marriage should be one man, one woman, or one man one mermaid but that is as far as my constituents will go in expanding the definition of marriage.
Villareal: Here in 1937 it's nice to see Texas being progressive.
Tatum: Warren, you look so nice today.
Chisum: You, too Bob. I think I love you.
Tatum: Will you marry me, Warren?
Chisum: I do.

The House adjourned to arrange a special committment ceremony between the two legislators. They are registered for gifts at International Male. (Sources say, Bob needs a new leather thong)