We had to laugh when we heard Senator Judith Zaffirini (D-Laredo) requires her staff to log every incoming and outgoing call from her office. Just for fun, we're thinking of calling her office every day with weather updates or something. Here's her Capitol office number if y'all want to do the same: 512.463.0121

9:00 a.m. Called Sen. Zaffirini's office asked if they could write down that I called.
10:00 a.m. Called to ask what Zaffirini was wearing today

We hate to terrorize staff, but it just appeals to our immaturity, and our love of drunk-dialing.